This is not a poker video!

I warned You. And this is not a video of my dearest metal music. This is about my other love.



August in 50 frames per second from Dave King on Vimeo.

For those ****** people, who thinks 27o is the weakest hand in poker

Just a little tired of this, cause lately heard this shit about four times. And this is a lot for a week [approximately].


On othar note: here's a place to laugh.

Tarping is fun

Wow, Tower's affiliate service is awesome - had problems with linkage and they were solved with ease thanks to lovely Laura - she is so nice I want to take her to the river for some beers.

About that live game I talked about - wasn't bad at all. But I just figured out, that this would be a bad idea to write here about hands and plays due to some people could use this against me in the future. Overall made JUST ONE huge mistake by being a payoff wizard to a tag player - sometimes we should pay attention to logic too, you know. And then there was a pretty well executed tarp, where valueshove worked perfectly and my turned trips got the right price from overpair. Overall +130bb.

Yeesss.... recap of fucking donkament

I am not a tourney player, but today I decided to participate in 20+2$ tourney. Why? I do not know. Well... It starts in 3 minutes and has gathered 250 players. Register...

Tourney.
0:00 - 316 players/ prizepool over 6000$.

0:04 - +400. Pusheda guy off the hand with second nutflushdraw.

0:09 - Uffff! Just doubled up to 3400 with JJ>AK.

0:20 - 234 remaining. Donked off 500T$. It stinks.

0:34 - no cards whatsoever. with some moves managing to stay over 3000.

0:38 - I am 56th of 157. Average stack. Just folded 23o. Yay!

0:40 - raised with AA, shortie pushed 11bb into me. Up to 5000. Blinds 50/100.

0:49 - blinds 75/150: seems like people becomes more agressive. push after push. fucking donkaments.

0:55 - down to 3000. Reraised wth AQs and folded to a push. Guy showed AK, so I guess nada to complain... Below average.

0:60 - brake. I have 23bb to start 100/200 level. Fcuk. 66th out of 93.

1:02 - I just can't raise A8. I can't!!!

1:08 - down to 10bb. Time to push? 88>KJ. Up to 4470 - it's still below average.

1:14 - blinds up to 150/300. Nada.

1:15 - I reraise all-in with AK and guy calls with A3. Flop brings 3 and I am out in 60-ish place. FUCKING DONKAMENTS!!!

Behold - here will be some stuff from live game! Soon! [not now, obv.]

As a large number of europeans, I switched from FullTilt to ongame network. To TowerGaming. Well, if that's all true about those bonuses they offer - I will never look back. Except for some tourneys and some star's ass busting.

After about half a year I will finally play some live pokar with unknown dudes - local forum makes a cashgame tomorrow, so You can be sure I will post a review here. Should be interesting. I promise!

About candy... no candy - don't know why, none of my browsers [firefox, opera, ie] want to let me upload files. This shit must end! Buy me a laptop!

It's all about the "X"

Here'e the question:

Couple days ago in one of rooms I had x amount of money. Now I have 80x. What is "x"?

Ultimate Poker Face [not associated with UB in an way]

Well, this is interview with Gorgoroth frontman Gaahl [Kristian Espedal] . If You have no interest in black metal, just skip to the 6:24 - this is just awesome. Two and a half minutes of silence and zero movement.



I guess interviewer shitted his pants, when Gaahl looked at him after that world class pause.

On other note - some interesting words about Power Hold'em Strategy - I think You should read them before spending any cash on it.

Grinding at work is impossible

At least for me.

Went busto.

Thanks to FTPoints rebuilt to 140-something.

Went busto.

Someone, please, buy me a laptop.

Pissed.

The secound round gathered 209 entrants with only two of them getting a ticket.

I busted out 4th, when, being second in chips, I clashed with chipleader. My A9 was good vs. his KQ until the river, where the fucking king arrived. Fuck! Three damn hours, making plays between work and hiding from the boss'es eyes. FUCK!!! I am pissed.

But proud of myself a little, too. It's a shame I didn't get any material goods though!

I hope Mikey wins this.

Hah!

I won a freakin' 450-man freeroll and got a ticket to 2nd round of Main Event Race. Isn't that nice?