Smash the iPod! While he's still big enough.

Just read some really fun stuff at Jason Kirk's place. So now listening to something like iPod [I REALLY WANT ONE, iPOD NANO, BLACK, PLEASE BUY ME ONE] whilst walking in the street, should be a unlawful. Well, the idea of "Democratic State Senator Carl Kruger" is almost exactly like this. Laughed my ass off, as someone would say.

Annnd, continuing with nonpoker stuff, this will help you choose, if in case you're looking to buy a bikini as present for your significant other. [we have -17 outside right now]